So I had my family Christmas this weekend, which is always good for a few laughs.  Some highlights include:

-- iceball fights

When there's no packing snow, ice chunks make an acceptable substitute.  Age is not a barrier and Laura and I were pummeled by two 12 year olds, a 9 year old, an 8 year old, and a 3 year old.

-- hot tubs and rolling in the snow

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All right boys and girls.  Settle down and sit for a classic tale of horror and drama as only I can present to you ( Read more... )

*is a crabby muffin*

It's not fair.  Why do boys have to make you stupid?  I walked into a WALL.  A WALL.  A.  WALL.  Because I was distracted by Nick.  Yes I walked into a wall.  And he laughed.

You know the laugh.  That wholly guy laugh that says they know exactly why you just ACTED LIKE AN IDIOT.

So tonight was our pizza and movie night, and we watched Stardust.  It was amazing.  I really want a Tristan!mouse.  XDD  I was all, "SOOOO CUUUTE!"  Which of course makes my mom laugh hysterically.

I'm not in any abdominal pain anymore, which is good.  Just regular hip/back pain.

My dad calls me upstairs after, they're watching the Vicar of Dibley ( Read more... )

Me: My mom is gonna kill me.
Jools: Haha. Whyfore?
Me: I think I broke her sewing machine needle again.  WHY CAN I NOT TOUCH ANYTHING WITHOUT IT EXPLODING?
Jools: What the hell, Sarah.
Me: I swear to God.  I have no idea what I did.
Jools: You have skillz. 's the only think that can explain it.
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Okay, so. Today in a nutshell SUCKED. Yep, it did. =D Let me 'splain... no is too much, let me sum up:

Sarah: So yuh my day, was >:|
Ajo2: Let's hear it, yo.
Sarah: I had to get up at 7, to drive an hour, for a 15 minute CT scan, and I didn't even get injected with cool radioactive dye that might perhaps go wrong and imbue me with super powers.
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It was -20C this morning. That's -4F for all you Americans.

Sarah: Wanna know how cold it was this morning?
Sarah: -4F.
Beth: That's cold.
Sarah: If I had testicles, they would have shriveled.
Jools: Lmfao
Sarah: It was COLD.
Sarah: And yet, I'm smart.
Sarah: So I totally ran to my car in bare feet.
Sarah: >.>
Jools: ...
Sarah: I just needed my cd!
Sarah: And ( Read more... )

So yeah, we went to Kelsey's for dinner for my Mom's birthday. And cause I met them there from work, I left first to go get gas, and as I'm walking to my car, I hit the unlock button on my keychain so the lights flash and I know where it is.

So I'm approaching the car and I see the door unlocked, and what do I say, "Oh my god! I left the door ( Read more... )